>>> So, you're not studying
That's quite alright, you're here to pay respects to the man graced by Kalpit Sir himself,
our Lord Abhineet, and that (hopefully) is sufficient compensation for your academic ineptitude.
I do warn that such habits are not condoned by The Honored One, and any canings are not the responsibility
of Him or His sycophants staff. If any figure of authority is informed that one did not fulfill their
duties because the Shrine 'said so', I will send Ritwik to your house. Abhineet save the man who faces Ritwik in
all his unhinged glory.
>>> So, you're still here
It's not like you contribute anything to society anyway. May as well browse these here pages:
>>> So, you're done browsing those there pages
Rejoice. You've done it. Within presumably the last one to three minutes, you have achieved absolutely
nothing. A small amount of the most valuable resource known to man utterly wasted in staring at your screen, slack-jawed,
at a website lazily put together by a sentient meatbag not unlike you.
Truly. You must be so proud of yourself. You may now return to your pathetically repulsive life. Go, convert more oxygen to carbon dioxide, more food and water to waste. Damage the ozone layer some more with your AC's, pollute the air some more with your vehicles, consume more plastic, inhale more microparticles, watch more T.V shows, scroll more reels on Instagram, drool over more fictional characters.
Because you only live once, so why do something meaningful? What does meaningful even mean? Is meaning nothing but a social construct designed to direct wandering minds to carry out tasks that have the ultimate goal of earning money for meatbags of a higher social status? Where am I going with this? What does it even mean?
Or maybe, visit more websites created by particularly ill-disposed teenagers and get called out for doing so.
Time relentlessly marches on. You decide what your sorry human life will do with it.
Congratulations.
Truly. You must be so proud of yourself. You may now return to your pathetically repulsive life. Go, convert more oxygen to carbon dioxide, more food and water to waste. Damage the ozone layer some more with your AC's, pollute the air some more with your vehicles, consume more plastic, inhale more microparticles, watch more T.V shows, scroll more reels on Instagram, drool over more fictional characters.
Because you only live once, so why do something meaningful? What does meaningful even mean? Is meaning nothing but a social construct designed to direct wandering minds to carry out tasks that have the ultimate goal of earning money for meatbags of a higher social status? Where am I going with this? What does it even mean?
Or maybe, visit more websites created by particularly ill-disposed teenagers and get called out for doing so.
Time relentlessly marches on. You decide what your sorry human life will do with it.
Congratulations.